- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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