Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

just in time?

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

I named my son ps2 controller

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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