- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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