- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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