- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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