- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

why was the old man on the ground he fell

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