What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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