- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

what smells like tuna? my underwear

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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