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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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