- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

This is a joke.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

John Cena for president

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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