How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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