- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

whats black and strange a paki

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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