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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

An Asian person drove home safely.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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