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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

3 like an eel

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

women's rights

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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