What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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