- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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