- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

An Aisian failed a test

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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