whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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