- Anti Joke

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

seek beauty

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

FUCK THE JEWS

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Knock Knock? Come in.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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