- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What does water taste like? Water

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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