- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

White men's rights

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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