- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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