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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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