- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

"Knock knock." "No."

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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