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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

A blonde walked into a bar.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

drugs.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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