A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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I like your hair

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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