- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

i killed my family

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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