If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Blacks

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what goes boo a sock

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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