roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

THE GAME

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

matt is fat

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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