What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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