- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Sarah Palin.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Boob

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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