How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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