- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Jersey Shore.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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