A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

steven hawking walks into a bar

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Who is John Galt?

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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