roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Vote this up

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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