- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

whats black and large -me

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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