- Anti Joke

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.