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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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this site is an antijoke

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I just drank a cola.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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