- Anti Joke

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family