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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Morning wood.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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