- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

joe diragi whacks off his dog

roses are red violets are blue

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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