- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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