- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Justin beiber's penis

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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