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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Yo Momma is not fat.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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