How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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kk

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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