Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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