- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Pickles

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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