- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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