- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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