I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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