There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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