There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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