- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

"...."-Hellen Keller

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

don't just stand there

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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