What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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