What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Justin Beiber

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Black people stink of shite!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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