- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

69

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??