pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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q

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Your life

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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