- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

LIFE :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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