- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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