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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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