- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why is the ground wet It rained

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.