- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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