- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Canadians

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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