- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

there once was a black man who played basketball

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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