Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Hey

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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