What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Urban ghettos

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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