- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Soccer...

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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