- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Haha, I get it..

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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