- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Dyslexia ruels!

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Lindsay Lohan

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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