- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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